I See Myself Rather Like An Old

Life Is A Very Serious Business For The Simple Reason That Nobody Dies Laughing.

When They Bury Me In A Church And Chuck Earth On My Grave, I'd Like The Words 'well, At Least He Tried' Engraved On My Tombstone.

You Can't Help But Feel That The Chinese People Are A Subspecies.

Music Is Like A Drug, But There Are No Rehabilitation Centres.

This World, I Am Afraid, Is Designed For Crashing Bores.