I Find A Lot Of Joy Just

I Dress Up With A Conscience When I Think You'll Be Watching. I Say All The Right Things, I Don't Know What I Mean.

I Propose A Limitation Be Put On How Many Sqares Of Toilet Paper Can Be Used In Any One Sitting. Now, I Don't Want To Rob Any Law-abiding American Of His Or Her God-given Rights, But I Think We Are An Industrious Enough People That We Can Make It Work With Only One Square Per Restroom Visit, Except, Of Course, On Those Pesky Occasions Where 2 To 3 Could Be Required.

Some Women Drop Off The Face Of The Earth When They Get Involved With A Man. And That's What It's Been Like With Me.

One Night, Don Henley Called, And I Told Him, 'i'm Washing Dishes And Bike Shorts.' He Said, 'it's In The Domestic Exercises Of Life That One Will Find The Biggest Inspiration.' And He Was Right.

I'm Not Much Of A Partier Anymore. I Enjoy Clarity Much More.