I Had The Luxury Of Falling Down

I Propose A Limitation Be Put On How Many Sqares Of Toilet Paper Can Be Used In Any One Sitting. Now, I Don't Want To Rob Any Law-abiding American Of His Or Her God-given Rights, But I Think We Are An Industrious Enough People That We Can Make It Work With Only One Square Per Restroom Visit, Except, Of Course, On Those Pesky Occasions Where 2 To 3 Could Be Required.

I Hate That Word, Mature, But I Guess I Am Growing Up.

The Cheapest Energy Is The Energy You Don't Use In The First Place.

The Greatest Hits In Some Weird Way Marks The End Of Something.

Where I Fit In Is Confusing To Me.