I Feel The Need To Scream, And

I'm Not A Big Birthday Guy; I Never Have Been.

When I'm Funny Is When I'm Angriest.

Do You Know What 'meteorologist' Means In English? It Means Liar.

Everybody's Always Asking Me About My Blood Pressure. They Did An Interview Once Where They Hooked Me Up To A Blood Pressure Machine And They'd Rile Me. I'd Yell And Scream, And Then It Would Just Go Back To Normal In A Few Minutes. Everything Else Is Probably Rotting, But The Blood Pressure Is Spectacular.

Valentine's Day: The Holiday That Reminds You That If You Don't Have A Special Someone, You're Alone.