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Sometimes You Tell Someone To Never Call You Again; And Then The Phone Rings And You Hope It's Them - It's The Most Twisted Logic Of All Time.

I Look Away At Car Crashes, And I Know People Who Look Away At Car Crashes, Because It Makes Us Uncomfortable To Watch Other People In Pain.

I'm Pretty Good At Taking Accountability Now, And I Never Did Anything To Deserve That. It Was A Really Lousy Thing For Her To Do.

I Don't Jerk Off Because I'm Horny. I'm Sort Of Half-chick. It's Like District 9. I Can Fire Alien Weapons. I Can Insert A Tampon. No, I Do It Because I Want To Take A Brain Bath. It's Like A Hot Whirlpool For My Brain, In A Brain Space That Is 100 Percent Agreeable With Itself.

I Like Giving People Something They Don't Want To Miss The Next Time. It's A Show With Little Twists And Turns And Curves. It Has Me Being Silly And Stupid And Compassionate And Completely Deep.