Maybe Someday You Can Accuse Somebody Of

I'm A Mess Of Unfinished Thoughts.

Sometimes I Get Scared That I’m Going To Enter A Web Address Into Twitter Thinking It Was My Browser. That Would Be Bad.

High School Is Like A Spork: It's A Crappy Spoon And A Crappy Fork, So In The End It's Just Plain Useless.

So Scared Of Getting Older I'm Only Good At Being Young So I Play The Numbers Game To Find A Way To Say That Life Has Just Begun.

I Don't Jerk Off Because I'm Horny. I'm Sort Of Half-chick. It's Like District 9. I Can Fire Alien Weapons. I Can Insert A Tampon. No, I Do It Because I Want To Take A Brain Bath. It's Like A Hot Whirlpool For My Brain, In A Brain Space That Is 100 Percent Agreeable With Itself.