I Feel More Comfortable In Comedy.

I Can't Remember The Last Live-action, Non-animated Christmas Movie.

The Giant Superstars Are People Whose Talent Is So Enormous That Their Death Wish Can't Destroy It.

Comedians Are Never Really On Vacation Because You're Always At Attention... That Antenna Is Always Out There.

Doormen Are Kind Of Invisible, People Don't Know Their Names. They Just Say, Thank You, Or Good Morning. I'd Never Thought About Doormen Before. They're A Vanishing Breed. More Electronic Doors Are Being Introduced.

You Shouldn't Get Too Close To The Truth, Because Then Maybe You Stop Being Funny.