Don't Be Silly And Don't Waste Your

I Think You Should Be A Child For As Long As You Can. I Have Been Successful For 74 Years Being Able To Do That. Don't Rush Into Adulthood, It Isn't All That Much Fun.

I Think There Are Still Words You Can't Use In Family Entertainment That You Can Use In A Sitcom Today.

Don't Ever Have Two Dogs. That Way You Won't Know Which One To Blame.

I Don't Want To Find The Secret. I'm Afraid All The Joy Will Go Out Of It If I Find The Secret.

Well, My Career Choice Made A Difference Because I Never Would Have Met My Wife, Jenny. I Met Her Through Comedian Buddy Hackett. He Set Us Up On A Blind Date And Then We Got Married.