I Don't Have A Stack Of Scripts...

You Shouldn't Get Too Close To The Truth, Because Then Maybe You Stop Being Funny.

A Collison Is What Happens When Two Motorists Go After The Same Pedestrian.

Because Of The Spin-meisters And The Focus Groups And The Way Politics Is Run Now. It's Run By Polls And Focus Groups. So It's Even More True Today, I Think, Than It Was Some 40 Years Ago.

I Really Don't Know What Makes A Comedian. I Think It's A Family Background And Environment. Yet If You Put The Same Ingredients In Another Person, He May Never Utter A Funny Line.

I Still Feel Thirty, Except When I Try To Run.