I Exercise Hard And The Reason I

I See Dull People As Projects ... To Be Reformed

I Did Not Vote Labour Because They've Heard Of Oasis And Nobody Is Going To Vote Tory Because William Hague Has Got A Baseball Cap.

The Germans Are A Cruel Race. Their Operas Last For Six Hours And They Have No Word For Fluffy.

I Think Trying To Be Cool Is The Worst Possible Ambition - And I Have Never Suffered From It.

I Exercise Hard And The Reason I Do Is So That I Can Earn The Things I Like To Consume.