Books Are The Key. A Book Cannot

The Internet Was Supposed To Liberate Knowledge, But In Fact It Buried It, First Under A Vast Sewer Of Ignorance, Laziness, Bigotry, Superstition And Filth And Then Beneath The Cloak Of Political Surveillance. Now...cyberspace Exists Exclusively To Promote Commerce, Gossip And Pornography. And Of Course To Hunt Down Sedition. Only Paper Is Safe. Books Are The Key. A Book Cannot Be Accessed From Afar, You Have To Hold It, You Have To Read It.

And Roast Beef And Yorkshire Pudding Is My Personal Signature Dish.

I Don't Consider Myself Jewish. I Am Half-jewish By Race But Not Through My Mother.

I Resent The Creation Of A World In Which Beauty Is A Reminder Of What We're Losing Rather Than A Celebration Of What We Have.

Leaders Should Never, Ever Try To Look Cool - That's For Dictators