I Enjoy Playing The Audience Like A

I'm Full Of Fears And I Do My Best To Avoid Difficulties And Any Kind Of Complications. I Like Everything Around Me To Be Clear As Crystal And Completely Calm.

[when Accepting The American Film Institute Life Achievement Award] I Beg Permission To Mention By Name Only Four People Who Have Given Me The Most Affection, Appreciation, And Encouragement, And Constant Collaboration. The First Of The Four Is A Film Editor, The Second Is A Scriptwriter, The Third Is The Mother Of My Daughter Pat (patricia Hitchcock), And The Fourth Is As Fine A Cook As Ever Performed Miracles In A Domestic Kitchen. And Their Names Are Alma Reville.

Puns Are The Highest Form Of Literature.

That Is The Most Frightening Sight I Have Ever Seen.

Television Is Like The American Toaster, You Push The Button And The Same Thing Pops Up Everytime.