I Eat A Lot Of Junk Food,

I Went Up On Stage, And Said, "why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To Check Out The Chicks." I Was A Genius At 10. Try Telling That At 21, And You Look Hacky And Stupid. That Was The Only Joke I've Ever Told. Everything Since Has Been Character Voices, Doing Impressions Or Just Telling Stories.

I Don't Want To Die Tomorrow Knowing I Could've Had A Piece Of Cake Tonight.

I'm Not Fat. It's Just My Awesomeness Swelling Up Inside Of Me.

At The Time, It Was A Really Funny Joke [fluffy] And I Went Back And Forth With Going Against The Joke Or Embrace It. I Decided To Embrace It And Now We're Talking About It, So It Was A Good Call.

I Found That Laughter Was A Form Of Acceptance, And I Really Enjoyed That And I Just - I Crave It.