I Don't Write Happy Songs. Who Does?

I Don't Know, Maybe Australian Humour Isn't Supposed To Be Funny. It's As Dry As The Sahara, And I Think People Miss That.

Texting Is Apocalyptic On Some Level. It's A Reduction Of Things.

I'm Very Happy To Hear That My Work Inspires Writers And Painters. It's The Most Beautiful Compliment, The Greatest Reward. Art Should Always Be An Exchange.

I Was About 12 Years Old And I Was Sitting Watching The Television And It Was Some Kind Of Talent Show, You Know, And On Marches This Monkey, This Ape, In A Pair Of Red-checked Trousers With A Little Matching Jacket Holding A Ukelele And It Started Jigging Around Playing It, And It Was Looking Straight Into The Camera, Straight At Me, And I Remember Thinking, That's It, That'll Be Me, You Know, That'll Be Me.

I Write Hate Lyrics Really Well. It's Not Every Day You Can Use Them, Really.