I Write Hate Lyrics Really Well. It's

A Is For Answering All Your Prayers, N Is For Knowing That Your Loverman's Going To Be The Answer.

I Always Thought My Records Were Number One; It's Just The Charts Didn't Think So.

I Consider Myself To Be First And Foremost A Comic Writer. The Way I Entertain Myself - Especially In Those Long And Grim Hours In The Office - Is To Write Stuff I Find Funny.

Be Mindful Of The Prayers You Send Pray Hard But Pray With Care For The Tears You Are Crying Now Are Just Your Answered Prayers Letters Of Light We Scale Merrily, Move Mysteriously Around So That When You Think You're Climbing Up, Man, In Fact You're Climbing Down

Texting Is Apocalyptic On Some Level. It's A Reduction Of Things.