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If You're A Parent, The Five Worst Words You Can Say To Your Children Are, "when I Was Your Age ..." You Were Never Their Age. You Were Older In The Womb.

You Know My Father's Favorite Game? Come Here And Pull My Finger.

Nothing I've Ever Done Has Given Me More Joys And Rewards Than Being A Father To My Children.

Your Parents Put A Curse On You - Someday Your Kids Are Going To Act Just Like You.

There Are No Absolutes In Raising Children. In Any Stressful Situation, Fathering Is Always A Roll Of The Dice. The Game May Be Messy, But I Have Never Found One With More Joys And Rewards.