Grandparents Are God's Gifts To Children.

It's More Blessed To Give Than To Receive - Especially Kittens.

When You Carry A Gun, You Mean To Harm Somebody, Kill Somebody.

Having A Child Is Surely The Most Beautifully Irrational Act That Two People In Love Can Commit.

George Carlin Is Brilliant With Words, And Johnny Winters Is Very Creative. It's Taking Something Common And Drawing Out The Humor, Being Clever With Words.

I Use The Exercise Room Early, Because I Don't Want To Get On The Treadmill And Everyone's Going 'oh, Bill Cosby,' And Then They Come Around To See How Fast I'm Walking, And It Becomes Very Competitive.