I Don't Want To See The Uncut

If You Can Keep Your Head When All About Are Losing Theirs, It's Just Possible That You Haven't Grasped The Situation.

Years Ago When A Man Began To Notice That If He Stood Up On The Subway He Was Immediately Replaced By Two People, He Figured He Was Getting Too Fat.

Do You Know How Helpless You Feel If You Have A Full Cup Of Coffee In Your Hand And You Start To Sneeze?

The Average, Healthy, Well-adjusted Adult Gets Up At Seven-thirty In The Morning Feeling Just Plain Terrible.

Some Enterprising Youth Should Go From Door To Door On Christmas Morning Peddling Batteries.