I Don't Want To See The Uncut

Even Though A Number Of People Have Tried, No One Has Yet Found A Way To Drink For A Living.

The Only Reason That They Say, 'women And Children First' Is To Test The Strength Of The Lifeboats.

To Me Having A Party Is Something Like Having A Baby. The Fact That You Got Through The Last One Alive Is Not Somehow Sufficiently Reassuring Now.

If You Have Formed The Habit Of Checking On Every New Diet That Comes Along, You Will Find That, Mercifully, They All Blur Together, Leaving You With Only One Definite Piece Of Information: French-fried Potatoes Are Out.

The Average, Healthy, Well-adjusted Adult Gets Up At Seven-thirty In The Morning Feeling Just Plain Terrible.