To Me Having A Party Is Something

I Think If You Can Write A Play, Or Produce A Play, The First Step Toward Success [is] If People Don't Want To Kill Themselves In The Lobby. Now There Must Be Four Or Five Other Steps, But That's The First.

If You Have Formed The Habit Of Checking On Every New Diet That Comes Along, You Will Find That, Mercifully, They All Blur Together, Leaving You With Only One Definite Piece Of Information: French-fried Potatoes Are Out.

While In Some Quarters It Is Felt That The Critic Is Just A Necessary Evil, Most Serious-minded, Decent, Talented Theater People Agree That The Critic Is An Unnecessary Evil.

If You Can Keep Your Head When All About You Are Losing Theirs, It's Just Possible You Haven't Grasped The Situation.

A Lawyer Is Never Entirely Comfortable With A Friendly Divorce, Anymore Than A Good Mortician Wants To Finish His Job And Then Have The Patient Sit Up On The Table.