I Don't Want To Make The Wrong

Pitching Always Beats Batting — And Vice-versa.

I'm In No Condition To Drive...wait! I Shouldn't Listen To Myself, I'm Drunk!

Little League Baseball Is A Very Good Thing Because It Keeps The Parents Off The Streets.

Well, I Used To Look Like This When I Was Young And Now I Still Do.

It Ain't Like Football. You Can't Make Up No Trick Plays.