I Don't Want To Have My Face

If My Kid Couldn't Draw I'd Make Sure That My Kitchen Magnets Didn't Work.

I Have An Idea For Sweatshops: Air Conditioning! That's Simple. 14 Year Old Boys Working Twelve Hour Days? "yeah, But They're Comfortable!"

Sometimes I Get Really Lonely. Especially When I'm Throwing A Frisbee.

I'm A Hard Act To Follow, Because When I'm Done, I Take The Microphone With Me.

My Girlfriend Is Named Lynn. She Spells Her Name "lynn". My Old Girlfriend's Name Is Lyn, Too, But She Spells It "lyn". Every Now And Then I Screw Up, I Call My New Girlfriend By My Old Girlfriend's Name, And She Can Tell Because I Don't Say "n" As Long.