I Don't Want To Get Close To

Relaxation Is The Absence Of Worry.

If Anything Happens To Me, Tell Every Woman I've Ever Gone With I Was Talking About Her At The End. That Way, They'll Have To Reevaluate Me.

One Of The Things I Like About A Character: I Always Think It's Fascinating When A Character Can Turn On A Dime And Go From One Emotion To Another. I Like Watching That.

What Do You Think The Devil Is Going To Look Like If He's Around? Nobody Is Going To Be Taken In If He Has A Long, Red, Pointy Tail. No. I'm Semi-serious Here. He Will Look Attractive And He Will Be Nice And Helpful And He Will Get A Job Where He Influences A Great God-fearing Nation And He Will Never Do An Evil Thing... He Will Just Bit By Little Bit Lower Standards Where They Are Important. Just Coax Along Flash Over Substance... Just A Tiny Bit. And He Will Talk About All Of Us Really Being Salesmen. And He'll Get All The Great Women.

I, Sort Of, Got Into Comedy Accidentally, And It Got Bigger Than I Wanted It To.