I Don't Want To Get Close To

I've Always Been The King Of Silence. I've Always Been A Minimalist Comedian. I've Taken My Influence From Jack Benny, Who Was The King Of That I've Always Done 'less Is More.'

I Don't Want To Be The One To Break It To You, But The Future Ain't That Funny.

What Naturally Stops You Making The Film Is There Is No More Money In The Budget. That's Really What It Is. If You Had An Unlimited Budget, If You Were A Billionaire And You Financed Your Own Movies, Then You Can Either Date, Because You Can Sit In An Editing Room For Six Years, Like Howard Hughes, And Never Finish Anything.

I Have Children. I Have A Family To Support. But I Really Could Live In A One-room Apartment, As Long As The Television Worked. I Never Needed Anything. Just A Comfortable Chair And I'm Fine.

If Anything Happens To Me, Tell Every Woman I've Ever Gone With I Was Talking About Her At The End. That Way, They'll Have To Reevaluate Me.