I Don't Want To Be The One

Starting To Drink Now In Preparation For New Years. No More Last Minute Stuff Like Christmas.

I've Always Been The King Of Silence. I've Always Been A Minimalist Comedian. I've Taken My Influence From Jack Benny, Who Was The King Of That I've Always Done 'less Is More.'

All Improv Turns Into Anger. All Comedy Improv Basically Turns Into Anger, Because That's All People Know How To Do When They're Improvising. If You Notice Shows That Are Improvising Are Generally People Yelling At Each Other.

Well, You Know, With Every Character, If You're Going To Expose Yourself, You've Got To Figure Out Every Detail That You're Going To Play. So There's No Character That You Can Just Go Put On His Shirt And Be Fully Prepared.

Fear Is Like A Giant Fog. It Sits On Your Brain And Blocks Everything - Real Feelings, True Happiness, Real Joy. They Can't Get Through That Fog. But You Lift It, And Buddy, You're In For The Ride Of Your Life.