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I Don't Want To Be A Pessimist. I'm A Realist. One Man's Realist Is Another Man's Pessimist.
-Bill Maher
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I Don't Want To Be A Pessimist.
Bill Maher
I Don't Want To Be A Pessimist. I'm A Realist. One Man's Realist Is Another Man's Pessimist.
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