I Don't Want To Be A Pessimist.

If We Were A Dog And God Owned Us, The Cops Would Come And Take Us Away.

Space Tourism Is God's Way Of Telling You You Aren't Spending Enough On Lap Dances, Baccarat And Cocaine.

To Paraphrase The Great Will Rogers, El Rusho Never Met A Pharmacist He Did Not Like.

At Some Point In The Last 20 Years, The Left Moved To The Center, And The Right Moved Into A Mental Institution.

Religion, It Stops People From Thinking Because They Think All The Answers Are In That One Book; It Impedes Progress; It Justifies Crazy People. Flying Planes Into A Building Was A Faith-based Initiative.