I Don't Want My Personal Life To

I Kind Of Put Myself Out There As Is. I'm A Quiet Person. I Don't Know If That's Surprising. I'm A Pilates Junkie.

Fat Jokes To Me Are Always, Always Hilarious, As Long As They're Done Towards Yourself.

I'm The Most Mellow Person Offstage. I Think It's Just, Going Onstage Lets Me Get Out Some Frustration That I'm Too Shy To Do In Real Life. Instead Of Doing It In Private, I'd Rather Do It In Front Of 1,000 People Who've Paid $25 To See Me Lose My Mind.

The Problem With These Interviews Is That There's No Sarcastic Font.

If You Read My Blog, You Know I'm A Pilates Freak. And By Pilates, I Mean Waffles.