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I Don't Think Women Outlive Men, Doctor. It Only Seems Longer.
-Erma Bombeck
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I Don't Think Women Outlive Men, Doctor.
Erma Bombeck
I Don't Think Women Outlive Men, Doctor. It Only Seems Longer.
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