I Don't Think Women Outlive Men, Doctor.

No Self-respecting Mother Would Run Out Of Intimidations On The Eve Of A Major Holiday.

I Take A Very Practical View Of Raising Children. I Put A Sign In Each Of Their Rooms: 'checkout Time Is 18 Years.'

Poached Eggs Are Good, Poached Animals Are Not.

Laughter Rises Out Of Tragedy When You Need It The Most, And Rewards You For Your Courage.

What's With You Men? Would Hair Stop Growing On Your Chest If You Asked Directions Somewhere?