I Don't Think That Donald Trump Is

Hello, My Name Is The Republican Party, And I Have A Problem. I Am Addicted To Spending And The Government - And A Big Government. I Would Like One Of Them Just To Stand Up And Say That.

You Can Either Complain About How Hard Your Life Is, Or You Can Realize That Only You Are Responsible For It.

People Aren't Happy Unless They Buy Stuff, And That's Because We Have Become This Industrialized Nation.

I'm A Little Of Everything, A Concerned Dad, Faith-based Guy, Businessman, Entertainer And Journalist. I Don't Have Formal Training As A Journalist, But I Think That Works To My Advantage.

It's A Real Blessing For Me To Tell You, Sir, That Calvary Has Arrived - Fox Is Here!