I Could Give A Flying Crap About

I Have No Desire To Be President Of The United States. Zero Desire. I Don't Think That I Would Be Electable. And There Are Far Too Many People That Are Far Smarter Than Me To Be President. I'd Like To Find One With Some Honor And Integrity. I Haven't Seen Them Yet, But They'll Show Up.

For Those Of You In The Administration, Who Are Coming After Me ... Remember, You've Broken Three [of The 10 Commandments], Let's Not Make It Four; Thou Shalt Not Kill.

Capitalists, If You Think That You Can Play Footsies With These People, You're Wrong. They Will Come For You And Drag You Into The Streets And Kill You.

I Want To Make Sure That Everybody Understands That The Alt-right Is Real. It Is Truly Terrifying, In My Opinion.

You Know, I Had A New Kind Of Thought On Black Lives Matter And The All Lives Matter Thing. And The Best Way To Explain It Is If We're All Sitting Around At A Table Having Dinner, And Everybody Gets Pie Except For You And You Say, My Pie Matters, I Don't Have Pie, And Everybody At The Table Looks At You And Says, I Know, All Pie Matters, It Shows That The People At The Table Aren't Really Listening.