I Believe That Thomas Jefferson Said: 'if

I'm Thinking About Killing Michael Moore, And I'm Wondering If I Could Kill Him Myself, Or If I Would Need To Hire Somebody To Do It.

Most Times We're So Focused On What We Think We Want That We Can't Appreciate How Happy We Already Are. It's Only When We Forget About Our Problems And Help Others Forget Theirs That We Realize How Good We Really Have It.

I Am Like Howard Beale. When He Came Out Of The Rain And He Was Like, None Of This Makes Any Sense. I Am That Guy.

You Know, I Had A New Kind Of Thought On Black Lives Matter And The All Lives Matter Thing. And The Best Way To Explain It Is If We're All Sitting Around At A Table Having Dinner, And Everybody Gets Pie Except For You And You Say, My Pie Matters, I Don't Have Pie, And Everybody At The Table Looks At You And Says, I Know, All Pie Matters, It Shows That The People At The Table Aren't Really Listening.

I Don't Know Where [obama Is From] I Don't Think He's From Where They Issue Birth Certificates – I Think He's From Hell.