I Don't Think Restaurants Should Refuse To

People Always Tell Me I Should Run For President, But I Don't Think They'd Give Me Enough Time Off To Make My Films.

I'm 26 Years Old, And I've Spent My Whole Life Waiting For Something Else To Start. Now I Realize That This Is All There Is, And I'm Going To Try To Live My Life Like That.

It's Hard For Me Not To Be Extraordinarily Cute. I Had To Fight It.

Oh I Love Children, But I Could Never Eat A Whole One.

If John Mccain Were Really A War Hero He Would've Won Vietnam.