Im Just Not Really Attracted To Black

Sure The Jews Killed Jesus, But The Guy Was An Awful Carpenter

I'm Grown Ass Man And Grown Ass Men Can Do Whatever They Want, Got It?

Oh Sure, I Have A Few Black People In My Family Tree. They're Probably Still Hanging There.

Yeah, I've Banged Some Female Costars. I Swore I'd Never Tell Their Names, So Instead I'll Present Some Anagrams: Sahar Clahke And Haether Gharam.

I'm A Busy Guy; I Just Get A Lot Of People That Sound Like Me To Go Out And Visit Them. They Don't Know The Difference And, Let's Face It, They Aren't Going To Be Paying To See My Movies Anytime Soon.