I Don't Think I've Ever Stolen Anything.

Honestly, I Don't See Movies More Than Once.

I Remember Clearly That When I Was Little It Was Explained To Me [that] The Way That Babies Were Made Was That God Put The Baby Into Some Lady's Stomach, Right? And, At Some Point, I Learned How It Really Happened, And Really That Was The Beginning Of The End Of My Belief In God. Up Until That Point, It Had Always Been A Really Weird Act Of Intervention On God's Part.

I Suppose I Shouldn't Go Around Admitting I Speak Untruths On The Radio.

I Cannot Stress Enough That The Answer To A Lot Of Your Life's Questions Is Often In Someone Else's Face. Try Putting Your Iphones Down Every Once In A While And Look At People's Faces.

It Takes A While. It's Gonna Take You A While. It's Normal To Take A While. You Just Have To Fight Your Way Through That.