I Can Only Control What I Can

Brad Pitt Is So Good-looking There's A Lightbulb Inside Of Him Shooting Good-looking-ness In All Directions.

Great Stories Happen To Those Who Can Tell Them.

It's Not A Terribly Original Thing To Say, But I Love Raymond Carver. For One Thing, He's Fun To Read Out Loud.

Honestly, I Don't See Movies More Than Once.

I Suppose I Shouldn't Go Around Admitting I Speak Untruths On The Radio.