I Wouldn't Succeed At Musical Theater.

I Really Enjoy Taking An Outdoor Shower.

At Princeton I Wrote My Junior Paper On Virginia Woolf, And For My Senior Thesis I Wrote On Samuel Beckett. I Wrote Some About "between The Acts" And "mrs. Dalloway'' But Mostly About "to The Lighthouse." With Beckett I Focused, Perversely, On His Novels, "molloy," "malone Dies," And "the Unnamable." That's When I Decided I Should Never Write Again.

I Think The Real Heroic Teachers Are The Ones Who Work With Kids, Like My Mom And My Sister Do.

I'm Not Reading Currently Because I'm Getting Revisions Of A Novel. If I Read While I'm Writing I Will Unconsciously Plagiarize And Go To Jail.

Garry Shandling Is Someone I've Publicly Gone Gay For, For Jokes. Oh And Anyone In The Twilight Movies. I Don't Know Any Of Their Names, But All Of Them. The Wolves, The Vampires? They're All Fantastic.