I Think I Do Want To Go

Only One Thing Counts In This Life - Get Them To Sign On The Line That Is Dotted.

Everything That Bush Touches Turns To Manure In Public Policy.

There Are People Who Would Rather Choke Than Go See My Movies. They Write Me Letters All The Time.

There's Less Critical Thinking Going On In This Country On A Main Street Level - Forget About The Media - Than Ever Before. We've Never Needed People To Think More Critically Than Now, And They've Taken A Big Nap.

I Collect Travel Alarm Clocks. I Was In A Flea Market In France Once, In 1994, And I Opened Up This Beautiful Jaeger-lecoultre Folding Eight-day Winding Clock Folded Into A Beautiful Case, And I Went, 'wow, Man.' And I've Been Collecting Travel Alarm Clocks Since 1994.