I Don't Think Coolness Used To Be

I'm One Of The People That Were Divorced By 30, Which Is Apparently A Growing Group... Obviously It's Something That Affects You Forever. It's Going To Be Interesting To See In Ten, Twenty Years What Kind Of Lasting Effect Young Divorce Has On The People That Are Doing It Because It's Becoming More And More Common.

The Rolling Stones Are So Versatile, They're Like The Band Version Of That Infinite Dress They Sell On Qvc.

I Spent A Lot Of Time Staring At The Clock In School, So I Have That Kind Of Personality.

Unfortunately I Don't Live By A Target Now, So I Just Go To A Regular Starbucks As Opposed To A Starbucks Nested Inside A Target, Which Is My Ideal Situation. That Works Out For Me. I Like That White Noise, Those Interruptions, And The People Around Me.

Now '90210' Is Returning With An All-new Cast Of Slightly More Plausible Teens. I'll Be Honest: I Wish The Old Cast Was Back. Ideally, This Spin-off Would Be An Ice Storm-esque Exploration Of The West Beverly Gang's Bleak Adult Lives.