I Don't Stutter When I Talk To

Fame - Anyone Who Says He Doesn't Like It Is Crazy

Tv's Sameness Has Destroyed Many Things, Such As The American Urge Toward Independent Thought.

Oratory Is The Art Of Making A Loud Noise Sound Like A Deep Thought.

Football Season: The Only Time Of The Year When A Man Can Walk Down The Street With A Blond On One Arm And A Blanket On The Other Without Encountering Raised Eyebrows.

One Of The Troubles Of The Day, Observes Mr. C.n. Peac, Is That Once We Came Upon The Little Red Schoolhouse, Whereas Now We Come Upon The Little-read School Boy.