An Oboe Is An Ill-wind That Nobody

Oratory Is The Art Of Making A Loud Noise Sound Like A Deep Thought.

The Fundamental Difference Between The Mystery Story And The Ghost Story Is The Fact That A Mystery Demands A Solution For Its Effectiveness; A Ghost Story Is Necessarily Unsolvable; The Reader Must Be Willing To Accept The Fact That Nothing Is Proved.

I Don't Stutter When I Talk To God. He Loves Me.

Banquet: A Plate Of Cold, Hairy Chicken And Artificially Coloured Green Peas Completely Surrounded By Dreary Speeches And Appeals For Donations.

The Detroit String Quartet Played Brahms Last Night. Brahms Lost.