An Oboe Is An Ill-wind That Nobody

In A Notable Family Called Stein There Were Gertrude, And Ep, And Then Ein. Gert's Writing Was Hazy, Ep's Statues Were Crazy, And Nobody Understood Ein.

There Is A Mass Of People, We Might As Well Admit, Who If They Weren't Watching Television, Would Be Doing Absolutely Nothing Else.

Politicians Are Like Ships: Noisiest When Lost In A Fog.

The Detroit String Quartet Played Brahms Last Night. Brahms Lost.

The Fact That We Don't Read More Books In America Can Be Traced Squarely To The Fact That We Have Newspapers That Are About A Hundred Times As Big As The Newspapers Anywhere Else.