I Don't See How He Lost Five

You Should Always Go To Other People's Funerals, Otherwise, They Won't Come To Yours.

How Can A You Hit And Think At The Same Time?

If You're Going To Cheat, It's Better If You Don't Get Caught.

If There's One Pitch You Keep Swinging At And Keep Missing, Stop Swinging At It.

On Why He No Longer Went To Ruggeri's, A St. Louis Restaurant: "nobody Goes There Anymore Because It's Too Crowded."