The Future Ain't What It Used To

I'm Not Going To Buy My Kids An Encyclopedia. Let Them Walk To School Like I Did.

Yogi Saw Three Of His Players In The Locker Room Wearing Cone Head Hats. Yogi Said, Those Guys Make A Pair.

It Was Pretty Good. Even The Music Was Nice.

How Long Have You Known Me, Jack? And You Still Don't Know How To Spell My Name.

I Don't Know If It's Good For Baseball, But It Sure Beats The Hell Out Of Rooming With Phil Rizzuto!