I Don't Remember One Thing I Learned

I Was Never Invited To The White House.

I Hate Ready-made Suits, Button-down Collars, And Sports Shirts.

All I Ever Want To Do Is Just Play Chess.

I Hope The Icelandic Government Grants Me Political Asylum.

Capablanca Was Among The Greatest Of Chess Players, But Not Because Of His Endgame. His Trick Was To Keep His Openings Simple, And Then Play With Such Brilliance In The Middlegame That The Game Was Decided - Even Though His Ooponent Didn't Always Know It - Before They Arrived At The Ending.