I Don't Remember One Thing I Learned

Every Chess Game Is Like Taking A Five-hour Final Exam.

I Hope The Icelandic Government Grants Me Political Asylum.

Chess Is War Over The Board. The Object Is To Crush The Opponents Mind.

I Hate Ready-made Suits, Button-down Collars, And Sports Shirts.

As Olafsson Showed Me, White Can Win... It's Hard To Believe. I Stayed Up All Night Analysing, Finally Convicing Myself, And, Incidentally, Learning A Lot About Rook And Pawn Endings In The Process.