I Like To Make Them Squirm.

There's No One Alive I Can't Beat.

Patzer Sees A Check, Gives A Check.

I Don't Remember One Thing I Learned In School.

Capablanca Was Among The Greatest Of Chess Players, But Not Because Of His Endgame. His Trick Was To Keep His Openings Simple, And Then Play With Such Brilliance In The Middlegame That The Game Was Decided - Even Though His Ooponent Didn't Always Know It - Before They Arrived At The Ending.

In My Opinion, The King's Gambit Is Busted. It Loses By Force.