The Teabaggers - Do I Know Every

I Would Never Join The Tea Partiers, Because I Don't Have A Problem With The Color Of Obama's Skin. I Don't Have A Problem With Immigrants. You Know What I Mean? I Do Have Genuine Problems With Policy And Government Corruption. Sure I Do. And I Speak Very Candidly About That, Regardless Of Who's In Office. But Since The Tea Partiers Are Ridiculous, Why Would I Urge Anyone To Participate With Them?

Tv, It's A Director's Medium, And They Wanna Make It Look Interesting. To Be Rehearsing Mostly For The Sake Of Where You're Standing So They Can Do The Lighting, That's What I Don't Like.

Men Are Allowed To Age. Men Are Allowed To Gain Weight. Men Are Allowed To Be Quirky Looking.

We Got Married Drunk In Vegas . . . We Dated For A Year, And We Got Married At A Drive-through Chapel In A Cab. [we Thought] You Have To Go Down To The Courthouse And Sign Papers And Stuff, So Who Knew? We Were Married, And Apparently Now That [rob] Is Getting Married For Real, His Lawyer Dug Up Something.

Listening To Your Tape, I Was Reminded Of This Poem. It Has The Central Question: Is It Harder To Count On Someone Or To Know That You're Being The One Counted Upon? Anyway, There's This Part That Goes: If Equal Affection Cannot Be, Then Let The More Loving One Be Me. Have You Ever Read That One? It's One Of My Favorites.