Sex Is The Quickest Way To Ruin

Boy, Does That Give You Street Cred For Years After, If You Tell People You Were On 'the Larry Sanders Show!'

People Think That You Are A Nasty, Selfish Person If You Don`t Want To Have Children.

I Guess I Just Prefer To See The Dark Side Of Things. The Glass Is Always Half-empty. And Cracked. And I Just Cut My Lip On It. And Chipped A Tooth.

As Actors, It Is Our Responsibility To Read The Newspapers, And Then Say What We Read On Television Like It's Our Own Opinion.

I Don't Even Know Why Somebody's Twittering As Me. I Don't Understand It, And I Wish That It Would Stop. But There's Nothing That Can Be Done. It's So Terrible.