Sex Is The Quickest Way To Ruin

There's No Reason To Be Doing Comedy During The Day In A Hot Tent. I Don't Know Why Anyone Thinks It's A Good Idea, But Festival After Festival Keeps Doing It. I Did See Some Of The Other Comedians Struggling.

You Young People With Your Twittering And Your Creating Of Content. Or What Is It - Queefing? I Don't Know What You Young People Are Calling It.

The Directing Thing, To Do It Well, I Think You Have To Have A Hell Of A Lot More Discipline Than I Do, Or Be A Lot More Willing To Really Take Charge Of Whole Large Group Of People Than I Feel Comfortable Doing - Because A Director Really Has To Run Everything, And Be Very Confident In Their Ability To Do So.

To A Right-winger, Unions Are Awful. Why Do Right-wingers Hate Unions? Because Collective Bargaining Is The Power That A Worker Has Against The Corporation. Right-wingers Hate That.

Sage Advice? If You're Drunk, Stay Away From The Phone. You Can't Get The Answering Machine Message Back.