I Don't Care If You Think I'm

I Don't Want To Be A Facilitator For Other Funny People. It Doesn't Seem Smart For Me To Be In A Comedy And Not Be Funny. My Spirit Can't Take It.

I Don't Get This Shitty Attitude That Only Gays Should Care About Gay Issues And Only Women Should Care About Women's Issues.

I Started Out In Clubs, And I've Always Liked Clubs. I Like Theaters Because People Are There For The Show.

Jesus Is Magic, Because He Turned Water Into Wine. I Think He Made The Statue Of Liberty Disappear In The 80s Or Something.

I Feel So Confident And Awesome And Sexy When I'm With People Who Are Older Than Me, And I've Always Been Surrounded By People Who Are Older Than Me. But To Be Vital In Comedy, You Have To Exist In A World That's Dominated By Young People.