I Read In The Paper That I'd

I Just Don't Think Men Fancy Me.

What's So Brave About Being Bald? I've Not Fought For My Country Or Found The Cure For Cancer - I've Just Gone Out Without My Hat On!

I Have Tried Therapy A Couple Of Times, But It Hasn't Worked.

I Know A Lot Of Celebrity Types Go For Kabbalah And Scientology. But Why Pay 10 Per Cent Of Your Earnings To Someone When It's All Common Sense: Treat Others As You'd Like To Be Treated Yourself.

I Read In The Paper That I'd Slashed My Wrists. But I Didn't.