I Don't Make Culture. I Sell It.

If You Want To Stay Young-looking, Pick Your Parents Very Carefully.

Humor Is Always Based On A Modicum Of Truth. Have You Ever Heard A Joke About A Father-in-law?

Success Is Finding Something You Love To Do, Getting Paid To Do It And Finding Someone To Share It With.

The Problem Is When You Try To Impose Today's Standards On People Living Back Then. It's The Politically Correct Thing To Do, But It Was A Different Era, A Different Country Then.

The Faultless Formulas Of Television-the Ones That Last-are Simple.