I Don't Make Culture. I Sell It.

The Faultless Formulas Of Television-the Ones That Last-are Simple.

Jet Lag Is For Amateurs.

Last Year I Had A Stroke. It Left Me In Bad Shape. I Had To Teach Myself How To Walk And Talk All Over Again. It Was A Long Hard Fight. My Speech Is Not Perfect But I'm Getting There.

Humor Is Always Based On A Modicum Of Truth. Have You Ever Heard A Joke About A Father-in-law?

If You Fall Down, Get Up And Walk Again. If You Can't Walk, Crawl. If That Idea Fails, Have Another One It Doesn't Happen By Accident. It Takes A Lot Of Hard Work.