Jet Lag Is For Amateurs.

If You Fall Down, Get Up And Walk Again. If You Can't Walk, Crawl. If That Idea Fails, Have Another One It Doesn't Happen By Accident. It Takes A Lot Of Hard Work.

The Problem Is When You Try To Impose Today's Standards On People Living Back Then. It's The Politically Correct Thing To Do, But It Was A Different Era, A Different Country Then.

I Don't Make Culture. I Sell It.

The Faultless Formulas Of Television-the Ones That Last-are Simple.

Humor Is Always Based On A Modicum Of Truth. Have You Ever Heard A Joke About A Father-in-law?