Jet Lag Is For Amateurs.

I Don't Set Trends. I Just Find Out What They Are And Exploit Them.

I Don't Make Culture. I Sell It.

If You Want To Stay Young-looking, Pick Your Parents Very Carefully.

Humor Is Always Based On A Modicum Of Truth. Have You Ever Heard A Joke About A Father-in-law?

It's Rare When An Artist's Talent Can Touch An Entire Generation Of People. It's Even Rarer When That Same Influence Affects Several Generations. Elvis Made An Imprint On The World Of Pop Music Unequaled By Any Other Single Performer.