Humor Is Always Based On A Modicum

It's Rare When An Artist's Talent Can Touch An Entire Generation Of People. It's Even Rarer When That Same Influence Affects Several Generations. Elvis Made An Imprint On The World Of Pop Music Unequaled By Any Other Single Performer.

If You Fall Down, Get Up And Walk Again. If You Can't Walk, Crawl. If That Idea Fails, Have Another One It Doesn't Happen By Accident. It Takes A Lot Of Hard Work.

If You Want To Stay Young-looking, Pick Your Parents Very Carefully.

The Faultless Formulas Of Television-the Ones That Last-are Simple.

I Don't Make Culture. I Sell It.