I Don't Like The Glamour. I Just

I See No Reason That A Golf Course Cannot Be Played In 18 Birdies. Just Because No One Has Ever Done That Doesn't Mean It Can't Be Done.

Relax? How Can Anybody Relax And Play Golf? You Have To Grip The Club, Don't You?

Hitting A Golf Ball And Putting Have Nothing In Common. They're Two Different Games. You Work All Your Life To Perfect A Repeating Swing That Will Get You To The Greens, And Then You Have To Try To Do Something That Is Totally Unrelated. There Shouldn't Be Any Cups, Just Flag Sticks. And Then The Man Who Hit The Most Fairways And Greens And Got Closest To The Pins Would Be The Tournament Winner.

I Play With Friends, But We Don't Play Friendly Games.

Golf Was My Life. I Didn't Want To Give It Up. So I Went To Work!